Retro-modern Mixer Gifts

Lincoln Lane

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Snoopy with Laptop

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Boombox

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"I'd like to make a return."

Old songs made new

"Is that neat whisky?"

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Cowpunk

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Have you seen this toaster?

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"And our charging station, also a period piece. . ."

Digital clocks (includes digital cuckoo clock).

Beethoven's 10th

'Why do you want a chimney sweep anyway? You're all electric...'

House trained cat

Nasdaq, Meshach and Abednego

'We need more change around here, so I put your coffee in a tea cup and my tea in a coffee mug.'

'Wretched satellites.' - Atlas

My Dog Scratch

Composer

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

"You realise if we're going to be proper urban foxes there's to be no more Country music in the den."

'I see you've got Billy scrubbing the decks again.'

Car cries out for classical music, while young lad wants to put on loud pumping music.

Mix Breed

DJ.

3 kings and santa with gifts

"...somehow it's just not the same with a microwave"