Retro Lingo Lovers T-Shirts

"We don't say 'giddyup' anymore."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Campaign for Plain English

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

Fossil record player.

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

1930's Lady.

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Colonial Larrysburg.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Shell Fire

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Page One

'They speak fish!'

"Is it (eye symbol) before (water symbol) or (water symbol) before (eye symbol)?"

Groovy Baby

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

Old Book Smell

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."