Retro Internet Enthusiasts Mugs

'When my kids get out of line, I threaten to start a 'My Space' page and invite their friends.'

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Cord cutter

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Computer Class.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Edison invents the personal stereo

'It's an antique!'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

1950's.

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).