Retro Intellectual Gifts

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Colonial Larrysburg.

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

The Old Time Television Channel

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

"1971... 2015..."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

Gramaphone Man.

A 1950's Barber Shop

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

1998: A Look Back

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

"Dad hasn't been the same since he went back to school."