Retro Humor Lovers Prints

"Ah, Miss Bergdall, your headache seems much better!"

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

The Enemy

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Trump to Build Wall

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

We are downsizing due to the merger of our hunting and gathering divisions.

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

1874: Custer's Last Stand-Up

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

"Hurry up with that cork!"

Man saying he does not want his ale thick because he is not hungry