Retro Hilarity Seeker Prints

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Trump to Build Wall

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

'Now that's what I call an overactive thyroid.'

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

"Hurry up with that cork!"

Laboratories - Contaminate Biologicals/Hazardous Material/Radioactive Waste/Mutant Organisms.

An interview with Codlin and Short

"Honey, your radon testing kit is here."

How We Know You're Getting Old

"It's a cereal box. It's not supposed to be interactive!"

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

"Cap'n crunches"

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

Pistols at dawn.

'My investment advice is to relax, stop and smell the roses, dig up the roses, bury a million dollars beneath the roses.'

Empty window display selling air guitars.

John Dryden

Gross Outrage.

'It was a Christmas present from last year. They're cute when they're puppies.'

Wave to the Goldfish!

'Let's barbeque tonight.'