Retro Health Clubber T-Shirts

'It's hard to believe we met in a fitness club.'

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Vaccine passport required

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

"Milton finally found a doctor he can trust - one who still believes in the healing power of money."

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

"I do miss the crystal ball."

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "What'll it mean if Trump ends up winning?" "Excellent question. It reminds me of questions very few people asked 90 years ago when Mussolini came to power in Italy." "Other questions that went unasked back then: 'Is sucking down smoke all day long bad for me?' 'Is it a bad idea to buy radioactive beauty cream?'" "'Is cocaine really the best remedy for indigestion?!'" "People sure were dumb back then."

Crisis at the health club.

Old man dusting bodybuilding trophies.

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

'The doctor doesn't like computers, he prefers to lose patients' records the old fashioned way.'

Beauty Salon - "I'm just sorry we couldn't do more for you."

'That's an ancestor of mine with her cool aerobics machine that also churned butter!'

Scrabble night.

'The Rockettes...of yoga'

Retrospective contraceptive.

"Your trouble is all those tiny time pills you took in the 1970s. The duds are like unexploded land mines."

Nursing Notes before the computer.

"Nurse Jensen is old school."

"I hate gym...but I started liking it more when I think of it as a health club paid for by the government."

"If anyone calls say I'm at the health club."

Fitness Today

Don's new job,was assistant bubble man,in the jacuzzi department.

Doctor and Patient

This is Dr. Sadie. What's your question, caller? How can I tell if my cold is really bronchitis? Stop yer sniveling. In my day, a body would hope it was bronchitis. It gave you a chance to prove your grit! Nothing like a touch of burning pain, wheezing, and crackling in the chest to separate the women from the girls. What kind of doctor are you, again?

Man in prison - "This is one serious health club."

"Dad, couldn't we just play this on my gaming console? We're getting all sweaty out here!"

"I'll take 3 burgers, 4 bags of chips....to go? I have to get back to my workout."