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Nursing Notes before the computer.

"Nurse Jensen is old school."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

The Missing Sock Returns

"And this is our media room."

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Computer Class.

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Early on-line shopping

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Edison invents the personal stereo

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"