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'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.

Early Micronesian Casino

Early Days In Birthday Game Invention. . .

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Homo Gamus

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Whack-a-molecule

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."