Retro Gaming Guru T-Shirts

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

Early Micronesian Casino

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Homo Gamus

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Computer games

Whack-a-molecule

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Duel in a wheelchair.

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"