Retro Fun Aficionados Pillows

'Don't you remember what I told you? -- the bigger they are, the harder they fall!'

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

The Missing Sock Returns

"And this is our media room."

Cord cutter

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Computer Class.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

Edison invents the personal stereo

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

1950's.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"You've got night fever."