Retro Film Admirer Mugs

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Buster Keaton

"He's deliciously vintage."

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

Laurel and Hardy

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Janet Leigh

"And to think I always thought you walked with an ominous elegance like Henry Fonda."

Phantom of Casablanca

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

I think the best thing about this whole Russia stuff is the movies. Interesting hypothesis. Think about it: the best action movies we ever had were the cold war ones, like "Wargames," "The Manchurian Candidate," "The Day After," etc

'For years after Hitchcock's movie, we got real respect.'

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

Edward Loves Mae Marsh

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck, without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less than manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe yo

Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

Waiter, what's this photograph of Jeff Goldblum doing in my soup? He starred in the remake of "The Fly." Personally, I prefer Al (David) Hedison in the original.

Last night I dreamed I was lying on a beach with Sandra Dee, and a big lifeguard asked to see my beach tag. I didn

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

The climatic wedding scene from "I Married the Blob"

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

Ug Rogers in the 1st Century - Prehistoric Sci-Fi Movies

Captain Bligh, we refuse to swab the deck with paper towels! Near Great Movies: "Mutiny Over the Bounty."

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

Attack of the killer tea cosy!

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"

An old-fashioned camera operator cranking a movie camera

Man returning Jaws to the video shop