Retro Crime Lover Prints

"I think it's time Mario stopped delivering the kiss of death."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

The Elliot Ness monster.

Fossil record player.

1930's Lady.

Colonial Larrysburg.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

Groovy Baby

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

"Paper or plastic?"

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Handcuffs.

'I miss the great depression.'

"Make it look like an accident"

"It's a beautiful day except for the murders."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

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