Retro Cooking Mugs

'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

The Missing Sock Returns

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Early Colour TV

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

The Old Time Television Channel

Colonial Larrysburg.

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

In case of funky emergency, break glass

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Alien attack in the 1950s

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

Mid-century Father

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

Robert Drake

Gramaphone Man.

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

A 1950's Barber Shop

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Hippie Edibles Co.

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."