Retro Cooking Mugs

'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Early Colour TV

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Colonial Larrysburg.

The Old Time Television Channel

In case of funky emergency, break glass

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

Mid-century Father

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Gramaphone Man.

A 1950's Barber Shop

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

Hippie Edibles Co.

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"