Retro Comic Fan Mugs

'Haven't you noticed, John, we appear to be growing apart.'

"Surfboards?"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Female 'Buses (A Prophecy)

'I can never remember which is a stalagmite and which is a stalactite.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Early photobombing

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Suffering from Cooties?

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Route 666

Naked Mole Rat

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'It's nice, but I wish we could get more than one channel.'

Dog In Your Face Comics

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"Call me!"

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'