Retro Chef Prints

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Old Spice

Scales

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

'Technology hates me.'

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

Endangered Entrees

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

'Not only is smoking permitted, we insist on it!'

"We're lost again! Our GPS up there needs to be upgraded."

"How long have we been married?"

"Is this the spatula or the whisk?"

"Herbert! You don't know how to order here! It's a different language...they'll eat you alive!"

'We've finished the dishes Miss. Jenny washed, I wiped and the rest of the group picked up the pieces.'

"Darling, Mother faxed her tuna-casserole recipe all the way from Ohio."

Ghak Eisenthal invented the chicken fricassee.

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

"Your mother wants me to make parsnip soup. Would you Google and tell me what a parsnip is?"

OAP special - Soup of the Heyday.

"If you can remember the first course, you didn't really eat it."

Grandma's Pies

"Funny, that's what Grandpa used to say."

"Peanut butter sandwich. Instant pudding. TV dinner. Canned soup. This is home-style cooking."

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