Retro Academic T-Shirts

"Dad hasn't been the same since he went back to school."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Computer Class.

The Old Time Television Channel

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Colonial Larrysburg.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'It's an antique!'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

1950's.

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000