Retriever Enthusiast Prints

'The rare poodle retriever.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

Computer Class.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Antiques

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

Rose Toast

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

1950's.

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"