Retriever Aficionado Prints

In our family son, we don't "fetch", we "retrieve"...

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Beer Stall

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Driverless cars rage.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"What did you download at school today?"

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

Bot Art: After da Vinci

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."