Retreat Aficionado Prints

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Club Antisocial

'He lives for his holidays.'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Lounging by the pool

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

America Off-line.

Happy Retirement

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"I want to work from home!"

"Noooooooooooo!"

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

Father Christmas with a psychiatrist during summer

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

"Are we sun-drenched or sun-dried?"

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"