Retirement Of A Postman T-Shirts

Postman

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

US election postal vote controversy

An Impossible Election

Santa called but you were out!

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'Grrrr....'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Dog traps the postman.

A stylized man in pyjamas

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

Dog's game

Beware of the Dragon

'Here's the junk mail.'

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"Hello, Number 6!"

You Shouldn't Have

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Fine Print Letters