Retirement Of A Postman T-Shirts

Postman

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

US election postal vote controversy

Santa called but you were out!

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'Grrrr....'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Dog traps the postman.

A stylized man in pyjamas

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Beware of the Dragon

Dog's game

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

'Here's the junk mail.'

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"Hello, Number 6!"

Fine Print Letters

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Beware of Doug

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."