Retirement Lifestyle Appreciator Pillows

Ken and Barbie, corrected for age and anatomy.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

The Final Selfie

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

Old Dog's Home

Old Tortoise

"Since he retired I try and give him something to do around the house."

Beard, socks and sandals.

'Whether I work in the public or private sector, save my retirement benefits.'

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

Life is just four letters...

"I've finally got my head together."

'If you want to learn more about our retirement plan, pick up some brochures at your local Social Security office.'

'Shady Acres Nursing Home - Stockbroker on duty in case social security is privatized.'

'If you're such a great estate planner, why aren't you retired?'

I'm Retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

"With the Jeter 2000, you'll never have to say goodbye."

"Reggie is retired, but he still goes to work to play the office sports pool."

'FQ...?'

"I know that you've always enoyed your work."

'Growing old gracefully ... But frantically trying to keep in step with the cost of living!'

"He may be fluent in French, but I'm affluent in every language."

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'