Retirement Home Staff Mugs

Handle With Care

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Home for Seniors.

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

To protest the lousy food at the nursing home, the guys, just like back in the day, staged a 'sit-in'. Unfortunately, nobody noticed.

Mt. Moriah Church Senior Citizens

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'The position carries no salary, just healthcare coverage.'

Happy Retirement

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Ow! Mutter! Toot! At the Old Superheroes Home. (This cartoon was originally published on 2003-07-28).

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'Come die with me.'

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

We were out of little umbrellas, so I added a bit of sunscreen!

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

Capturing a Cook

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

'Shady Acres Nursing Home - Stockbroker on duty in case social security is privatized.'

"Would you like to make a contribution to the old folks home?" "Sure, when can I bring him in?"

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

Turn right, go two feet, hit red car

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

'We put the little old lady of Threadneedle Street into a care home.'

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

My Mother Is Dead But Her Body Is Still Alive

"Phyllis needs to stop taking our staff meeting minutes."

Fat footman has been told he will be dismissed if he doeas not lose weight

'Ned, your repressed angst keeps tipping over and blocking my light.'

Interviewing for a new Servant