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The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

"Looks like we found the issue."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"This position has become very important to the company."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Good game."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Lady of the Cake.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Not that net!'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"