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The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Looks like we found the issue."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Good game."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Not that net!'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.