Retirement Exploration Prints

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Tourists

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

World Tour.

Pilot with champagne.

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Easter Island Shades...

Church Basement Foodie

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

Tourist

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

'Two for French Polynesia.'

All Roads Lead To Rome

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

"I don't know. Lately, everything looks like Jackie Kennedy to me."

Ken and Barbie, corrected for age and anatomy.

"Retirement was a culture shock, I still haven't mastered 'pottering'."

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

'For Zeus' sake, man, get me some sunblock or a hat.'