Retirement Trip Prints

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Migrating Birds

'For Zeus' sake, man, get me some sunblock or a hat.'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

All Roads Lead To Rome

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

Tour company have adapted the pyramids so they resemble their own logo.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Do you have a flight that will get us to Gate 2?'

"Well, this is not the kind of site-seeing I had in mind."

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

Games on a train.

'Luckily we picked Heathrow as our second choice on our budget holiday booking form.'

'The Tropic Resort gives you a choice, Madam, geckos or big, hairy spiders...'

The very rare and elusive, Rocky Mountain Big Horned Cow.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

Fake News, 50 cents.

Tourists

"They looked a lot bigger on the website."

Mrs. Wallace sounds off: 'My husband and I went to Hawaii for a vacation, he came down with one of those tropical diseases. Do you think our medical plan would pay for it?...'

All Roads Lead To Rome.

Easter Island Shades...

World Tour.

Caravan and Humpback Bridge

Diving off the cruise ship.

"We're looking for a place that hasn't been affected by the sequester."

"I think we need a new map book, my Latin is a bit rusty these days."

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

Down the Rhine by the paddle steamer.

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

Hotel Doorkeys