Retirees Pillows

He was forced to take early retirement.

"He was just a year away from retirement."

It seems rather late to be taking out a retirement pension. I suggest you start doing the lottery instead.

"He's taking a phased retirement. Now he just huffs."

'I'm having my leaving do now as I'll be too old to party by the time I retire'

"They threw a surprise retirement party at work... It was for me!"

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

"Congratulations on your retirement, Simmons. . ."

...When are you going to make your retirement official?

Retirement Presentation - Please think again, my wife doesn't want me home all day.

'Social security benefits are raising ... but the system's runnin' out of bread.'

'Sorry Darling, I ran out of things to burn.'

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

"Good game."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

Lady of the Cake.

'Not that net!'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."