Retired Superhero T-Shirts

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

I once flew faster than a speeding bullet

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Amazing Man-Spider

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Keyworker

The Family Joules: Part 16

Middle-Age Superheroes

"You've changed."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Introducing...Anagraman.

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue