Retired Professionals Prints

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

"Trevor left the pit ten years ago.. but he likes to keep his hands in."

A Shocking Springtime Realization

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"'Bring your children to work day' just isn't the same since they put the retirement age up!"

"Any idiot can take the rat out of the race. The trick is getting the race out of the rat!"

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

"Being retired is okay, but it takes a while getting used to doing anything UNETHICAL."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

Happy Retirement

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

'Admit it,Oliver-you're getting old.'