Retired Partner Mugs

'I'm retired and decided to have a fresh start.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

"He was just a year away from retirement."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

"Well, old girl, this is the third act. What, if anything, do we have up our sleeve?"