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"I'm ordering curtains for our neighbor, the Retirement Home for Lawyers Without Briefs."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

"I'm a retired doctor."

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"I quit."

"Me? A retired canine officer. They let me go when they found out I couldn't smell fear any more."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Where Are They Now?

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

After working 80 hours a week for 30 years, Raymond was struggling to adjust to retirement.

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

"I once loved a parade."