Retail Satire Fan T-Shirts

Attention, Kmart shoppers

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

Director/Action Man toy.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

What's normal?

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

The Working Woman's Magazine

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Parade of Businessmen

The Snarky District

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"I find that hugely offensive!"