Retail Funny Bone Prints

Tire Store. Blowout Sale!

Snowprov

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Fish in Water Cooler.

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

Entertaining The Troops On Wall Street

Movers and shakers.

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.'

That's the worst case of 'cow arse' I've seen in a child!

Dog at a restaurant

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

Menu. Everything looks so delicious! Thank you!

"Care to support the caterers courtesy campaign?" "Do you mind I'm trying to eat!"

"Something that makes me look unfit for human consumption."

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"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

"Okay, what if we go outside - will it still be insider trading then?"

Dave soon realised it was going to be a tough gig.