Retail Executive Pillows

'Thin, sexy and costly. The trophy TV.'

Ted Baker

Ivanka and China Forever!!!

'Didn't you make the decision to carry dehydrated broccoli at all our stores?'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Larry's used art

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

How Amazon was invented

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

'Well, I'm not very satisfied with our customers, either.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

"Not bad, considering no one knows exactly what we produce or sell here."

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'