Retail Comedian Prints

'Don't forget our 'Bargain basement', sir.'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

Ten business commandments, city trading floor

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Seven deadly sins store

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

We Offer Fast, Friendly Or Quality Service! "So, which one do you want?"

'It's cheaper to replace the floor every month than to wash it and risk a customer slipping and then suing us.'

"Instead of BOGOFS, I'm going to implement FUCOFS."

"Footwear's upstairs, Sir"

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

The 29p Shop

"Well,hopefully we only have to wear them for a week or two."

"If you want something firmer, I suggest you try our flooring department."

“Ever thought of changing your name?”

Pop-up shop...

"You got hiking boot in 58?"

'Well isn't it ironic that we come all this way for fresh meat, and only stuff we find is deep-frozen?'

"And now a reading from the catalogs of Saint Paul."

'Unexpected item in bagging area.'

He doesn't look sorry!

"What's 'Costco'?"

"It's not quite the same."

'Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?'