Retail Cashier Prints

'What have you got in the way of a Cabernet Sauvignon for people who like Zinfandel when they can't find Merlot?'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"How was work?"

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Let's try this church. They welcome all denominations!'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Not much money, glory, or praise

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Hand sanitizer

Fries and kids

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.'

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

'Well you checked my £20 note so I'm checking the change you gave me!'

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Self-Checkout.

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

Piggy Bank ATM

"This is Piggly Wiggly, what'd you expect?"

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"Safe FDIC insured, guaranteed 2.65% APY...check out our new Emotional Support CDs."

Charity Shop Income on Rise

Retail Worker's Thanksgiving

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

"You can go home now, Barmpot - we've balanced."