Resume Repeater Mugs

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

"Well, your CV certainly contains some very impressive name dropping."

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

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Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

'We heat the entire building by burning resumes.'

"References? Well, I just got six references from the guys in your waiting room."

'My resume,...in rap form!'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"I've got some skills - I'm just not sure they add up to a 'set.'"

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

'Nice, I can see you've taken Day-School classes to further your education...'

'I'll stop saying you've changed jobs too many times if you'll stop giving me notice.'

"Sorry, but you're overqualified."

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

'You say that you dreamt you got a job here?... And in your dream did you have a better CV than this?'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'I read your resume. It's good, but I prefer reading non fiction.'

Now playing 'Downsized and out' - a movie based on Ed Benson's resume.

"I see from your resume you have a black belt in accountancy."

'I didn't know 'Businessish Management' was something you could get a degree in.'

"Do you have any other strengths?"

"My banking experience? I was responsible for all my organ-grinder's money collection and accounting..."

'I'm not sure that mentioning your diploma in 'Monkey Business' really helps your resume...'

I'm his lawyer, here to defend inaccuracies in his resume.

'It's in my resume. I don't do computer windows.'

'I'm just sorting through the latest job applications now.'