Resume Novelist Mugs

"May I ask why you have 'inspired by true events' on the top of your resume?"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

The DaVinci Code

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Reading my Critics

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Jean-Paul Sartre

Honoré de Balzac

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

John Bunyan

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Iris Murdoch

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.