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Male and Female Toilets for Yins and Yangs

"This stool shall pass."

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

Knight using the men's bathroom.

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

Bug Bungy Jumping.

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

Mega Corp. Last Rest Stop for 37 Doors.

Towels embroidered with 'Me', and 'No... Me.'

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

A man has wind turbines in his bath

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

Bathroom privacy options: A guide.

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

Tub-Lifts That The Veteran's Administration Rejected.