Restless Leg Rebel Prints

'This one's quite popular with the restless leg crowd.'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

100k Desert Crawl

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

A souped up car...

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Dog Teenagers

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

Driverless Car

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

Beard, socks and sandals.

Bike Lane

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

"I rolled over my 401K into the football pool."

"He shows enormous potential."