Restful Innovator Pillows

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

Romantic Glass Blower

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

Open Source.

Odd Spas

Dog Walker

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

Husband washes the dishes

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

"We're coming up with new ways of monitoring health every week..."

Shock Absorber and Environmental Ideas that Failed: Recycled Springs from Box Spring Mattresses.

"Insulating the house was too expensive... so I just insulated Gerald instead."

"I'm not a mad scientist - I'm just a disappointed scientist."

'I only do biometric readings now.'

"Kid, with your circuits, and my contacts, we're goin' all da way."

"Yes, this is Mr. Kalen in Room 1510 – would you send up an Android version of the Gideon Bible?"

The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.