Rest Day Devotee Mugs

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

"She's late for her stress management course."

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

The Colonel at home.

Lady has a coffee break.

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

"I hope he doesn't hear me sizzling."

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

"What are we doing today?"

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

Dog with balloon, y-fronts, and party hat

On the Seventh Day

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Rowing Boat

"Hibernating! That's all you think of"

"Are we at the undercoat stage yet, or is this still the primer?"

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

How to Tell when You're Asking for Directions from a NASCAR Fan: 'Make a left, then hang a left, take another left followed by a left...'

'Why didn't you wake me? You made me miss my coffee break!'

Bikini Wax and cellulite

"Have a banana."

Independence Day

'He's the life of the party- still life.'

'I think it's time to shut off 'Horror Theater' and get some needed rest, Mr. Squeamish.'