Rest And Relaxation Pro Mugs

Inactive wear store.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Lazy Octopus

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

My God, I need to fart.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Problem Solving

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

Yoga To-Do

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

How the goat got square eyes.

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Coffee

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"Streaming"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'