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AIDS prevention

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Say it with flowers

Playground reputation.

Guy in gym

Dating in 2020

'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

'I'm willing to do a little romantic role-playing, Greg, but I draw the line at Spock ears.'

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

'I don't suffer fools gladly, Mr Fusco.'

"Are you ready to rock within your means so as not to lose sight of what’s really important?"

"Dancing with the liquidators."

'Something that says I'm sorry without admitting liability.'

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"

"Dudley, we have to stop meeting like this - It's against safety procedures!"

'Forever, like the mountains of mine waste?'

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

'On the theory that opposites attract, do you have any beautiful, intelligent, rich girls?'

Romance during Covid-19

Computer Dating.

Cow at stage door has bunch of flowers for large opera singer.

'Michael and I are playing 'married.' I'm getting ready and he's sitting in the car beeping the horn.'

"Your looks are laughable, unphotographable. Happy valentine's day."

'Todd, that was the fourth girl named Rachael you broke up with. Stop this Rachael profiling.'

'Thank you for saving me. Do you have the energy to swim back to the ship for my vibrators?'

I really enjoy this little romantic fantasy of ours, "The Lawyer and the Judge." But let

Holiday Cheers and Holiday Tears

"Oh, man! Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

'Yes to an affair as long as it's eco-friendly.'

Saddlehead

"So...you're Estella. I don't see how this is gonna work! You really don't have much of a personality!"

"Okay, now you can take my keys."