Responsible Reveler Mugs

"Okay, now you can take my keys."

Holiday Cheers and Holiday Tears

"I say we move on to dessert."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

My own museum.

Health & Safety Official Tester.

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

No Smoking in the Castle

"Happy National Pride Month."

'I'm glad it's friday.'

'He's whooping it up again.'

Happy Anniversary

"I've decided to take on a more ambassadorial role, here are some leaflets on the importance of humour within the workplace..."

"This charge is for your monthly service fee and this charge is because you didn't have it."

'Oh Santa, I really have been a naughty reindeer. Oh oh, whip me harder.'

'There's been a mistake. I'm an atheist. I should now be surrounded by a great black nothingness.'

"Oh, nothing too exciting, Donna. I burned the toast last Wednesday, and on Saturday Jim split an infinitive. What's new with you?"

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

So glad you decided to come out!

Every year it's the same thing. I resolve to lose a ton and you say you're going to control your anger.

'I see a labor union dispute coming.'

Zoom Wedding Crasher

The Backs Of Adult Cereal Boxes

'Celebrating the Golden Jubilee? Goodness no - he's still celebrating the Silver one!'

Pirates!

'I've decided to commute his sentence - just give him a noogie.'