Responsible Indulgence Explorer Mugs

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Any time is cake o'clock

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Make your resolutions achievable.

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

Chocs away.

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

Platter confusion.

Haute Chinese

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Michelin stars? I don't think we have any, but one of the tires on the catering truck might be.'

'Heads it's mortgage payment, tails it's 1st growth Bordeaux.'

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

"More croutons, sir?"

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'