Responsibility Rockstar Gifts

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

The Buck Never Stops.

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"If we're a team, the manager should take the heat!"

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

'We're looking for someone who's very responsible. In fact, we're looking for someone who's always responsible.'

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

'You have only yourself to blame for blaming yourself.'

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

Business cartoon showing a business man headed toward 'blame'.

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

'This new role will involve some extra responsibilities...of course you'll appreciate that there won't be any extra funding...it's a role for which you are uniquely qualified!'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

'Middle managers play tennis.'

"From rocker to rocker."

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

Ferrero Rocker

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

"Let's go back to the scenario in which none of this is my fault."