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'Middle managers play tennis.'

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

The Price of Freedom

The Female Brain and The Other One

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

Surgical Self-Service

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

"How long has he been missing?"

'Don't try to deny it, Jehovah - we've got witnesses.'

"Oh Adam. This is the second...sorry, I mean third happiest day of my life."

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

"If you were the only man in the world, and I were the only woman. . . would we still have to diet?"

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

"Have you seen my wife?"

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

Evolution of God. . .

Are you honestly trying to play footsie with me? I never mix footsie with honesty.

"What advantage do I have? What do I do better than others? What do people see as strengths?"

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

"I'm giving love one more try."