Resort Visionary T-Shirts

'If we had forearms and the cranial capacity to do it, I'd build a resort right here.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'I don't like to take chances.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Heading off with a packed bag

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Travelogue

"Life after death"

Thatched roof car.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

School holidays

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Art of Surviving

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Life after death

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.