Resort Visionary Pillows

'If we had forearms and the cranial capacity to do it, I'd build a resort right here.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'I don't like to take chances.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Heading off with a packed bag

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"Life after death"

Travelogue

Thatched roof car.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

School holidays

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Life after death

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Art of Surviving

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."