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"I made a trial new year's resolution so I can test it out to see if it's something I can live with for a year.

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

Mediation Process

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

January Joiner

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'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?" "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang." "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline." "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer." "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

Their first New Year's solution was easy to fulfill: turning the foodchain.

'You haven't seem my New Years Resolutions have you?...The one where I'm committing to 2,5000 billable hours and pulling in 6 major clients.'

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

Good intentions last a month on average

New years resolutions

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

"Ah, but that wasn't a campaign promise - It was a NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!"

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

"I'm delegating my New Years Resolutions, you'll be running a marathon in July!"

"Sure-fire weight loss program."

"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?"

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

New Year's Resolution.